The Importance of a Good Title

"Did you finish your macaroni, Barsi?"
"Mommy, you know I don't like to be called that."
"What - 'Barsi'? I can't call you that?"
"No. I don't like it."
"So what, only 'Ariel?'"
"Yes, only call me Ariel."
[Pause]
"...Only 'Ariel,' 'Batman' or 'Lion.'"