Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Still Innocent Enough

"Mommy, if you would just let us do whatever we want, we would never eat candy again."
"But what if I let you do whatever you wanted, and the first thing you wanted to do was eat candy?"
"It wouldn't be."
"How do I know that?"
"It wouldn't, I promise. I'd never eat candy again."
"Unless, of course, you wanted to, in which case I would have no choice."
"Right, you would have to let me if you were letting me do whatever I want, but really, I'm telling you, I really wouldn't do that so it's still better for you."
"I don't believe you."
"So no? We can't do whatever we want?"
"No deal."

Elan turns 5 in two days - old enough to try (and often succeed) at talking me in circles, yet young enough that when he opens his eyes at night to find my face eerily close to his, watching him sleep and examining every line, curve and feature with an intensity that surely anyone else in any other situation would find unsettling- his first reaction is still to smile.

5 Comments:

Blogger Simcha said...

My g-d that was confusing.
Good luck mag. Try not to accidentally agree to letting him buy a motorcycle.

8:14 PM

 
Anonymous NYC said...

wait, so he can or can't do whatever he wants?

(been a while, glad to be back reading...)

6:35 AM

 
Anonymous shaya g said...

my 5-1/2 looked at my wife at bedtime the other night and says - " since you can't do laundry anyways - (nine days) I don't have to put my dirty clothes down the laundry, right"?

11:40 AM

 
Anonymous BEN said...

Isnt it interesting how we ( Men ) find this Blog so Gevaldik

may you be blessed to teach your sons lots of Torah and to walk in your kind and gentle ways ..

Your blog is so well written ,,Amazing !!

Kol Hakavod !!

3:59 PM

 
Blogger Margo said...

Aw, thanks Ben. My own brothers generally have no idea what I'm talking about (case in point, above). Shaya - does this mean the whole sixth year of my son's life is going to be one, long master's class in Manipulation of the Parental Race? Terrif.

7:15 PM

 

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